lauren bacall: to have and have not “how little we know”

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emojinalysis:

Subject 66: Tiffani, 32Hey, Tiff. Wanna hear a joke? Q: How many Tiffanis does it take to screw in a Lightbulb emoji? A: 12. One to screw in the bulb, and 11 to strap Tiffani to a bed because she’s a fucking lunatic.Let’s start with the fact that the angelic Halo face has never, ever, in the history of emoji, been used non-ironically. Which means there’s a 100% chance it was either preceded by a creepy drunk sext (see: Clinking beers, Winking/Kissing faces), or a story about taking revenge on a girl who threw shade at you on the dance floor by emptying an entire packet of Pop Rocks into her vodka soda (see: Unamused face, Dancer, Tongue, Explosion symbol).Shade is everywhere, Tiff. Next time just ask yourself, WWBD? (What Would Beyonce Do?)Prescribed emoji: Playing card with Joker (Wild card)Diagnostic emoji: Crown + Bee + Pencil + Notebook (Beyonce Class)

emojinalysis:

Subject 66: Tiffani, 32

Hey, Tiff. Wanna hear a joke?

Q: How many Tiffanis does it take to screw in a Lightbulb emoji? 
A: 12. One to screw in the bulb, and 11 to strap Tiffani to a bed because she’s a fucking lunatic.

Let’s start with the fact that the angelic Halo face has never, ever, in the history of emoji, been used non-ironically. Which means there’s a 100% chance it was either preceded by a creepy drunk sext (see: Clinking beers, Winking/Kissing faces), or a story about taking revenge on a girl who threw shade at you on the dance floor by emptying an entire packet of Pop Rocks into her vodka soda (see: Unamused face, Dancer, Tongue, Explosion symbol).

Shade is everywhere, Tiff. Next time just ask yourself, WWBD? (What Would Beyonce Do?)

Prescribed emoji: Playing card with Joker (Wild card)
Diagnostic emoji: Crown + Bee + Pencil + Notebook (Beyonce Class)

The Queen

I have named you queen.
There are taller than you, taller.
There are purer than you, purer.
There are lovelier than you, lovelier.
But you are the queen.

When you go through the streets
No one recognizes you.
No one sees your crystal crown, no one looks
At the carpet of red gold
That you tread as you pass,
The nonexistent carpet.

And when you appear
All the rivers sound
In my body, bells
Shake the sky,
And a hymn fills the world.

Only you and I,
Only you and I, my love,
Listen to me.

peerintothepast:

Vatican Women’s Rifle Team, disbanded 1942. Sister Juliette left the order to join the French Resistance. #WWII

peerintothepast:

Vatican Women’s Rifle Team, disbanded 1942. Sister Juliette left the order to join the French Resistance. #WWII

wnyc:

An illustrated map - that’s a pizza - of all the different Ray’s pizza joints in Manhattan. There’s Ray’s Pizza, Famous Ray’s Pizza, Ray’s Famous Original Pizza, Famous Original Ray’s Pizza, Ray’s Pizza Restaurant…and even Long Western Ray’s Pizza. See more illustrations from Julia Rothman’s new book - and her chat with Brian Lehrer - here.
-Jody, BL Show-

wnyc:

An illustrated map - that’s a pizza - of all the different Ray’s pizza joints in Manhattan. There’s Ray’s Pizza, Famous Ray’s Pizza, Ray’s Famous Original Pizza, Famous Original Ray’s Pizza, Ray’s Pizza Restaurant…and even Long Western Ray’s Pizza. See more illustrations from Julia Rothman’s new book - and her chat with Brian Lehrer - here.

-Jody, BL Show-

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powells:

chroniclebooks:

What is it about physical books that keeps us coming back for more? ALL THE FEELS.
Fatbrain breaks it down, infographic style.

Feeling, smelling, posing.

powells:

chroniclebooks:

What is it about physical books that keeps us coming back for more? ALL THE FEELS.

Fatbrain breaks it down, infographic style.

Feeling, smelling, posing.

rulesformyunbornson:

Rule 287. Make your own costume. 
(Above, Bowie as Warhol as Basquiat)

rulesformyunbornson:

Rule 287. Make your own costume.

(Above, Bowie as Warhol as Basquiat)

warnerarchive:

Shelley Duvall eats cotton candy on the set of Brewster McCloud (1970)

No one looks like Shelley Duvall. Her performance of He Needs Me in Popeye gets me every time.

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