kid in a candy store

 

I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

toocooltobehipster:

oh and also?? my money works…why don’t your PENS work, sukka??

(Source: most-awkward-moments, via nugggz)

Text - Sep 3 2011